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 * 1) Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
 * 2) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
 * 3) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
 * 4) Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
 * 5) If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
 * 6) Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
 * 7) Speak only in a "robot" voice.
 * 8) Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
 * 9) Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
 * 10) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
 * 11) Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
 * 12) Sniffle incessantly.
 * 13) Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
 * 14) Name your dog "Dog."
 * 15) Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
 * 16) Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
 * 17) Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
 * 18) Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
 * 19) Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
 * 20) Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
 * 21) Practice making fax and modem noises.
 * 22) Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
 * 23) Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
 * 24) Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
 * 25) Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
 * 26) Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
 * 27) Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
 * 28) Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
 * 29) Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
 * 30) Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
 * 31) Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
 * 32) Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
 * 33)  Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
 * 34) Drum on every available surface.
 * 35) Staple papers in the middle of the page.
 * 36) __//** Ask 1-800 operators for dates. **//__
 * 37) Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
 * 38) Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
 * 39) Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
 * 40) Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
 * 41) Set alarms for random times.
 * 42) Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
 * 43) Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
 * 44) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
 * 45) Honk and wave to strangers.
 * 46) Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
 * 47) Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
 * 48) Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
 * 49) Wear your pants backwards.
 * 50) Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
 * 51) Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
 * 52) ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
 * 53) only type in lowercase.
 * 54) dont use any punctuation either
 * 55) __//** Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. **//__
 * 56) Pay for your dinner with pennies.
 * 57) Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
 * 58) Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
 * 59) Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
 * 60) Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
 * 61) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
 * 62) Light road flares on a birthday cake. i love that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 63) Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
 * 64) Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
 * 65) Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
 * 66) At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
 * 67) When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
 * 68) Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
 * 69) As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
 * 70) Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
 * 71) Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
 * 72) Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
 * 73) Drive half a block.
 * 74) Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
 * 75) __//** Ask people what gender they are .**//__
 * 76) Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
 * 77) Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
 * 78) Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
 * 79) Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
 * 80) While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
 * 81) Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
 * 82) Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
 * 83) Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a ."
 * 84) Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
 * 85) Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
 * 86) Wear a LOT of cologne.
 * 87) Listen to 33 RPM records at 45 RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
 * 88) Sing along at the opera.
 * 89) Mow your lawn with scissors.
 * 90) At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter !"
 * 91) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
 * 92) Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
 * 93) Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
 * 94) Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture ."
 * 95) Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
 * 96) Never make eye contact.
 * 97) Never break eye contact.
 * 98) Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
 * 99) Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
 * 100) Make appointments for the 31st of September.
 * 101) Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
 * 102) Watching porn at the apple store on loud.